27 June 2019

YOSSARIAN LIVES!

"It's been a while since I wrote a post for my website" is a thought I commonly have. I now see that it's been *checks notes* more than four years since I published anything here. Much has changed - I'm married now! - but much has not. I really need to update this site so it's less of a Web 2.0 or 3.0 or whatever era of Web this represents, and more of a general, Hello! I Have Done and Can Do These Things website. Ideally, that would come when I finally publish a novel. Speaking of which, if you are a literary agent or editor in need of one or more comedic novels, leave a comment or slide into the DMs on Twitter (now, unfortunately, my main venue of connecting with the world).

Focusing more on novels and less on essays means I haven't had any short writing to publish here. This changed recently when I watched the new adaptation of Catch-22 on Hulu. It's one of my favorite novels, and I thought the show, as an adaptation, was poorly done. (As a show, meanwhile, it was mediocre.) It got me so up in arms that I went and wrote about it, and I figured I may as well publish it here. The show has made so few waves, and I have made so few waves, that I'm hesitant to pitch it to any websites. Rather than let it moulder in my archives, then, I present it to you.

Spoiler Alert for Catch-22: the Book, the TV Show, the Whole Damn Thing

Last May, Hulu released a six-episode adaptation of Catch-22, Joseph Heller’s classic World War II novel, shepherded to the screen by George Clooney and company. Episode 3 ends with a famous moment from the book. A showboating Army Air Force pilot, McWatt, flies over a swim raft his friends are lounging upon. He buzzes them as a prank, flying as low as possible to scare them. As he turns around to buzz them again, one of his friends, Kid Sampson, grabs a pole and stands on the raft to spear the plane like a medieval jouster.

As McWatt approaches Kid Sampson, the aircraft jostles at the wrong moment and the propeller cuts his friend into bloody confetti. It’s a horrifying accident. McWatt screams in grief and shame, and the music swells as he commits suicide by plowing his plane into a cliff.

Credits.

At that moment I turned to my shocked, devastated wife and said, “That was a disaster.”

“Why?”

“Because it’s supposed to be funny.”

That’s supposed to be funny?”

Well, it was funny in the book. And therein lies the key difference between the book and the miniseries, or the show, or whatever they will define it as to best qualify for awards.

In the miniseries, McWatt is alone on the plane. In the book, he’s with two new pilots he’s training. There’s supposed to be a third, Doc Daneeka, whose name is also on the flight log. But Doc Daneeka isn’t on the plane; McWatt adds his name to flight logs as a favor, allowing him to earn extra pay without actually flying. The two trainees parachute out of the plane before the crash. When the crowd doesn’t see a third parachute, they believe Doc Daneeka remained on board with McWatt and is also dead, despite Doc Daneeka telling all who will listen that he was not on board, that he is right there and still very much alive. But the paperwork for his death gets processed anyway, and from that point forward, Doc Daneeka becomes a living ghost.

It’s through subplots like these that the novel becomes more about society than it is about war. Combat and the military accelerate a madness that was already there to begin with and heighten the inherent absurdity of modern life. The show dispenses with that, streamlining the story so it’s almost solely on the main character, the bombardier Yossarian, and his attempts to get out of combat. It eliminates and combines characters, unscrambles the chronology of the book – Heller jumbles the timeline to make it purposefully confusing – and rearranges narrative events to happen sooner or later than they do on the page (and invents a few of its own). While this makes storytelling sense, it creates a drastically different tone than the book, increasing the realism and decreasing the absurdity and humor.  

Among the subplots the show retains is the rise of M&M Enterprises, the business “syndicate” created and run by Milo Minderbinder. Milo is the ultimate middleman, buying goods in one place to sell in another and bringing in as many partners as possible, including the opposing Germans. When they ask Milo to attack his own bomber group, he agrees because the potential profits are so high. In the show, the bomb run is prearranged with the squadron’s commanding officers, Colonels Cathcart and Korn. People are cleared out of the areas designated as bomb zones, so no casualties are incurred and everyone makes a tidy profit.

This completely defangs the version in the book, where Milo oversees the bombing operation himself, utilizing his own planes, which he commands from the control tower. His attack takes the entire group by surprise, and there are very much casualties:

Men bolted from their tents in sheer terror and did not know in which direction to turn. Wounded soon lay screaming everywhere. A cluster of fragmentation bombs exploded in the yard of the officers’ club and punched jagged holes in the side of the wooden building and in the bellies and backs of a row of lieutenants and captains standing at the bar. They doubled over in agony and dropped. The rest of the officers fled toward the two exits in panic and jammed up the doorways like a dense, howling dam of human flesh as they shrank from going farther.

Milo’s attack creates a national uproar back in America, which is instantly quelled when he shows the public “the tremendous profit he had made.” This blend of stark violence and broad satire is a hallmark of the book. It’s a bit like Looney Tunes if those characters could actually bleed and lose limbs and die.

By blanching the brutality and absurdity, the show weakens the message. We watch a familiar war story interrupted by mild humor (at times, very effective mild humor), rather than a struggle to survive an insane world. Realistic stories and characters are reverse-engineered onto a cartoon. A general, angry that Yossarian had an affair with his wife, ensures that Yossarian must continue to fly missions. The general’s name is Scheisskopf.

The entire book is haunted by the death of Snowden, a gunner hit by flak during a bomb run to Avignon. Yossarian fixes a wound on Snowden’s leg, not knowing the gunner is mortally injured beneath his flak suit. When Yossarian finally sees what happened and opens the suit, Snowden literally spills his guts. Encountering the very elements of human matter shakes Yossarian, inspiring him to temporarily stop wearing clothing and go to even greater lengths to survive. Within the timeline of the book, this event happens somewhere in the middle of the narrative; because of the fractured chronology, it is ever present, a specter that remains with Yossarian but is only revealed in full near the end.

The show places this event at the end of the timeline. It happens in the last episode and it causes a mental break from which Yossarian never recovers. He remains naked, even when resuming his missions. He’s a shattered figure, one who has apparently given up all hope of getting out of his missions, accepting whatever fate has in store for him.

It is here where the show reveals itself to be more cynical than the book, which ends with Yossarian continuing his fight against the madness. The commanding officers have offered him a bargain to stop flying missions, but his friends will have to continue to do so. Though he’s deeply tempted, Yossarian ultimately rejects it, and here is when he thinks there’s no hope at all. That’s when word arrives that his friend Orr, who disappeared when his plane crash-landed in the sea, has turned up alive and well in Sweden. It was all part of a grand scheme by Orr to get out of the war his own way, with several practice crashes to test out his theories. When Yossarian hears the news, he vows to join Orr in Sweden, or at the very least, to continue trying to reach safety.

When Yossarian gets the news about Orr in the show, he barely reacts. He’s naked in a tree, watching Snowden’s funeral, any capacity for feeling gone.

What I most find resonant about Catch-22, the book, is the very concept of Catch-22. The initial definition of the catch is the one that’s most widely known, and repeated in the miniseries itself (notably, it’s the only time the concept is mentioned outside of the title screens):

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one’s own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn’t, but if he was sane, he had to fly them. If he flew them, he was crazy and didn’t have to; but if he didn't want to, he was sane and had to.

But “Catch-22” is then used as an explanation for other situations, and toward the end of the book, a simpler, more accurate definition is given: “Catch-22 says they have a right to do anything we can’t stop them from doing.” Yossarian muses shortly after, “Catch-22 did not exist, he was positive of that, but it made no difference. What did matter was that everyone thought it existed, and that was much worse, for there was no object or text to ridicule or refute, to accuse, criticize, attack, amend, hate, revile, spit at, rip to shreds, trample upon or burn up.”

It’s the inertia of power, the societal insanity of letting things happen because there’s no way to change them, and that’s how we’ve always done things anyway. Catch-22 does not only apply to World War II, or even war. Catch-22 is financial institutions earning billions through mass fraud and racketeering while those accused of minor crimes languish in solitary confinement because they can’t afford bail. Catch-22 is the Electoral College legally putting the losers of elections into the White House. Catch-22 is a rigged Supreme Court deciding that gerrymandering is okay. Catch-22 is school shooter drills.

We can accept these things, and say that they’re a normal part of our society, and while it may seem silly at times, this is just how it all works. Aren’t you comfortable anyway, what with your iPhone and avocado toast and cool coffee shops and boutique liquors?

Or we can fight these things, and say it doesn’t have to be like this. Even if, in the end, we’re just looking out for ourselves and our friends, maybe that will be enough. It might not make us happier, and it might not result in any significant changes, but we at least have to try.

The show’s Yossarian stops trying. The book’s Yossarian does not. I know which one I prefer.

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